an old jewish man is walking on the beach and he sees a woman laying down and she's crying to herself, so he bends down and says; "What's wrong?" and she says; "I've never been kissed"..
So he leans down and kisses her. Then she starts crying even harder, and he says "What's the matter now?" She says; "I've never been Fu**ked", and he picks her up and throws her into the water, she screams "I CAN:T SWIM!!!" and says "YOUR F**KED NOW!!!". lol.
So he leans down and kisses her. Then she starts crying even harder, and he says "What's the matter now?" She says; "I've never been Fu**ked", and he picks her up and throws her into the water, she screams "I CAN:T SWIM!!!" and says "YOUR F**KED NOW!!!". lol.